What Would You Like For Christmas?: MLB Edition

It’s time for the MLB edition of “What Would You Like For Christmas” where I take a look at what Saint Nick will be asked to bring people around the league for Christmas.  Fingers crossed they get what they want!



The Cleveland Indians have gotten a bit envious of their basketball brother for having such a generational talent on their team who helped lead the Cavaliers to the city’s first championship in sports since 1964.  After having two straight years of great teams yet coming up short in the playoffs both times, I’m sure the Indians will be wishing for LeBron to head next door to Progressive field and help the Indians secure a World Series title in 2018.


Seattle Mariners-A Playoff Berth

It’s been 16 years since the Seattle Mariners have made the playoffs and a lot’s happened since that Mariners team tied the record for most wins in the regular season, but nothing good in the eyes of the Mariners.  They’ve come close, sure, but close means nothing in sports.  Each and everybody wants to win, not sit around being soggy while the rest of the league has fun in the playoffs.  The Mariners got great talent and sure don’t want to waste it, so it might be wise for them to institute the help of Santa to get the job done.


San Francisco Giants-That Voodoo Lady Who Granted Them Their Even Year Power

I don’t know what the Giants did to piss her off in the first place, but they need her back desperately.  She was the heart and soul of those Giants teams from 2010 to 2014, bringing the Giants their first three championships since moving to San Francisco.  Since then, it’s been nothing but bad luck and poor performance.  I’m sure if they could just sit her down in a room and apologize they could get her back, but the real problem lies in finding her.  However no one is as good at tracking down old friends and lovers like Santa Claus.  If the Giants ask, they will receive.  And who knows, maybe Voodoo Lady will bring some power to Tim Lincecum and kickstart his comeback as well.


Baltimore Orioles-A Starting Rotation That Doesn’t Collapse Easier Than A House of Cards in a Hurricane

For the past few years the Baltimore Orioles have had nothing but bad luck when it came to starting pitching.  Whether it be the collapse of Ubaldo Jimenez, the underperformance of Kevin Gausman, or giving up on a guy named Jake Arrieta.  Year in and year out the Orioles have suffered on the diamond due to their starting pitching woes.  Their offense has been there, with the help of guys like Machado, Jones, and Davis, but they were never able to win ball games when their pitchers would give up dinger after dinger like it was batting practice.  Let’s just hope Santa’s got some golden pitching prospects in that bag of his.Ubaldo Jimenez


Rob Manfred-A sub-one hour game

Rob Manfred has been actively trying to change the game of baseball into a quicker, more action-packed game to get the younger generation more interested (stupid, but let’s not talk about that here).  Perhaps it’s time he enlists the help of Jolly Old Saint Nick to get the job done.  I mean the man can speed around the world delivering toys to children in one night.  I’m sure he could give some pointers on how to speed the game up a bit.  Idealistically, Manfred is probably looking to make baseball look like MLB The Show where each game takes a half an hour to play or better yet, just simulate the entire season so it only takes a minute!  Won’t that just be great Robby?!!?  A minute long season?!!? Won’t that be fun?!!?


Manny Machado-To Go to the Yankees Already

Machado’s name has been thrown around on the trade block the past couple years, including in a more heightened manner this offseason, but nothing has ever come to fruition.  Reasons vary from the Orioles hoping he sticks around to there not being a good enough deal for the star 3rd baseman, but one reason has always been lurking in the shadows and that has been the inevitability he goes to the Yankees.  Yankee fans for years have had wet dreams about Machado in pinstripes and the closer and closer we get to Machado’s free agency after the 2018 season, the more it makes sense.  The Yankees have been freeing up more and more money each year, they just traded their third baseman, Chase Headley, back to the Padres, and most importantly, the Orioles have openly said that they do not want to deal with the Yankees nor trade Machado to a team that will just flip him to the Yankees.  But since Machado doesn’t seem keen on returning and there’s been so many signs pointing to Machado heading to New York, perhaps Machado would simply ask Santa to pick him up on his roof and give him a ride to the Bronx.new-york-yankees-want-to-add-manny-machado-in-trade-with-orioles-670x321


Kyle Schwarber-The DH

Kyle Schwarber is a great baseball player if you ignore the fielding and running aspect of the game.  Schwarber was originally a catcher, but didn’t really pan out at that position for the Cubs. Since his bat is so great, they stuck him in the outfield so he could get some at-bats.  Schwarber in the outfield, from a defensive standpoint, however, is not ideal.  Schwarber is too slow for the position and creates a big gap out there for the Cubs.  I’m sure Schwarber doesn’t prefer being out there, either.  He’d probably much rather focus on hitting, which means he’ll be wishing for the DH to come to the Cubs for Christmas.


The Entire League-For the Yankees to Just Stop

The Yankees have always been known as a team that “buys their championships” meaning they just go and buy the best players on the market and build their teams that way.  This has led to some sticky situations in recent years when it comes to aging players and shitty, cumbersome contracts.  Over the past two seasons, however, the Yankees have evolved.  They learned to build from the inside with prospects.  With guys like Aaron Judge, Luis Severino, Gary Sánchez, and Greg Bird as the future foundation for the team, the Yankees were looking scary, especially coming off an ALCS run this past postseason.  But then this offseason they go out and get Giancarlo Stanton (Thanks Jeets) for a bag of peanuts?  Then they shed large contracts by trading Chase Headley and resign CC for only $10 mil?  The Yankees are positioning themselves for a terrifying run for next season and beyond.  The AL East is currently on DEFCON 1 and along with the rest of the MLB, they’ll be asking Santa for the Yankees to just stop stockpiling like it’s the Cold War.



Problem with the Skipper

This past Wednesday, the Yankees officially introduced Aaron Boone as their new manager.  Boone signed a three-year deal to coach the Yankees and is inheriting quite the team.  It’s very rare that a new manager is given a team fresh off a run to the ALCS, but here Aaron Boone stands.  Before I dive into Boone as a manager, I’d like to take a moment to look back on how the Yankees got to this moment.

The Yankees this past season, led by Joe Girardi, greatly outperformed expectations.  Going into the season, everyone, including the Yankees, viewed this season as a rebuilding year.  A year to give their new core of youngsters time to get at-bats, appearances and gel together as a unit.  I was fully expecting and ready for the Yankees first losing season since 1992 (an absurd run by the way).  But right out of the starting gates, the Yankees were firing on all cylinders.  I kept expecting them to fall back to earth, which they eventually did in a sense, but they still continued to perform and succeed all the way up until their loss in game seven of the ALCS.  Like other Yankee fans, I was heartbroken by the loss, but I was wildly excited by our performance and was looking forward to next season.  

Then the news broke…26-joe-girardi-w710-h473

Joe Girardi would not be returning for the 2018 season.  I was shocked.  I assumed that it was a personal decision on his part due to a desire to spend more time with his family, but quite quickly it was revealed that it was the Yankee’s decision not to bring him back.  Their claim was that they desired a manager who was better at communicating and was more of an analytical-type.  What can really be deduced from all of this is that the Yankees Front Office wants to be more in control and they are looking for a yes man.

It’s very mind-boggling for me that an organization would let their manager walk after not only coming within one game of the World Series, but also with a team that was not even expected to make the playoffs.  Yes, there were some questions about his decision-making during the ALDS against the Indians, but the Yankees still ended up on top.  Also, it’s not like every manager is perfect, everyone makes mistakes from time to time, and I do not even consider the choices he made to have been that detrimental.  There are various factors that play into every decision a manager makes and they always have more information than we do.  That’s why they are in the position they are in.  There’s a reason that I am not a manager and he is.  Far too often fans act as if they know best, but they do not know what is going on in that dugout.

To try and better understand this situation, let’s back up a bit.  Joe Girardi was hired before the 2008 season by the New York Yankees after having managed the Florida Marlins for one season in 2006, a year in which he won manager of the year, mind you.  Girardi led the youngest and lowest paid team in the league at the time to a 78-84 record that year after starting out the year 11-31.  But in the end, Girardi’s great performance was not enough to keep him around.  Due to conflict with Jeffrey Loria, the team owner, and the rest of the front office, Girardi was fired and quickly replaced by Fredi Gonzalez, a minor league manager in the system at the time.  In his first season as Yankee manager after taking a year off, Girardi led the team to a 89-73 record, which sounds great, but was only good enough for third place in the tough AL-East.  Girardi then took a huge leap and led the team the following year to a 103-59 record and a World Series title to go along with it.  Over the course of the Girardi’s tenure with the Yankees, Girardi had a 910-710 record along with a World Series win.  Not only is this record great, but Girardi did it with some less than ideal teams.  Gotta give the man credit for leading the 2013 Yankee team to an 85-77 record.  A team that featured the likes of Lyle Overbay, Travis Hafner, and Vernon Wells.

Girardi led his teams to the playoffs six out of the ten years he was with the Yankees and never had a losing record (probably should’ve in 2013).  Girardi was far from being a garbage manager and was showing even more promise with this new Yankee team.  He appeared to be well-respected among the young guys as well as the veterans.  Many looked up to him and he seemed to have a great impression on the entire clubhouse.  Girardi was always ready to stand up for his players whether it be in a post-game interview or out on the field defending his player in an argument with the umpires.  And he was never afraid to get tossed for the cause.  I will never forget when A-Rod got plunked by Ryan Dempster (bitchass) and Girardi came charging out to defend his player and ended up getting ejected in less than 20 seconds.  That type of fire is what I loved most about Girardi and is a trait that not many managers have, and I believe to be a trait that is vital in managers.  Managers need to stick up for their players and Girardi never shied away from that. He had passion like no other and yet the Yankees did not feel it was what the team needed.

So what went wrong?  What led the Yankees to letting Girardi go?  Well this is something that no one but Girardi and the FO will truly know.  What is stated as the reason is hardly ever the full reality.  All we can do at this point is speculate.  Over the past few seasons, Girardi had been criticized about his pitching decisions, especially when it came to bullpen decisions.  Many felt he brought pitchers in when he shouldn’t have and even overworked pitchers.  One case I remember in particular was with Dellin Betances a couple years ago.  Betances was lights out in the first half of the season, but then as the year went on, he got lit up quite frequently, which led Betances to finishing the year on a bit of a low note.  Many felt that Girardi had overused Betances, thus burning him out for the back-end of the season.  Now of course this one instance or flaw should not be enough to fire someone, especially with a guy like Girardi who has had such a great deal of success with the organization.  What I think ultimately led to the demise of Girardi in pinstripes was his relationship with the front office.  I think Girardi was unwilling to let the FO get as involved as they wished to be.  Cashman seems to want more control over what goes on with the team and Girardi wasn’t willing to roll over, so Cashman gave him the boot and sought out more of a yes man.  This theory could be backed up by Girardi’s fallout with the Florida Marlins.  Despite winning manager of the year, Girardi was fired due to conflict with upper management, leading him to going to New York and becoming the Yankee manager.887057786

Did Cashman get his yes man?  We’ll get to that.  To replace Girardi, Cashman went out and brought in Aaron Boone, a former player who has had no managerial experience, for a three-year deal.  Boone is most famously remembered for his game 7 walk-off home run in the 2003 ALCS against the rival Red Sox.  Because of this moment, many associate Boone with the Yankees, but in reality, Boone only spent 54 games in pinstripes, 71 if you count the postseason.  Boone was never a earth-shaking player, minus that one moment, but he was still a solid player with a good amount of experience.  After his playing career, Boone spent his time as a commentator and analyst for ESPN.  

It’s tough to gauge what exactly Boone will bring to the table, but so far Boone seems to have a passion for the game and a passion for winning that I believe will translate well into his managing.  Since he isn’t too far removed from his playing days, Boone should be able to have a good relation with the players, being able to relate and understand where they are coming from. Most importantly for the Yankees’ FO, Boone is a new face.  Being a new face allows Cashman to have more say in what goes on with the team because he will be able to guise it as helping Boone get accustomed to the team and the league.  This then gives the Yankees the yes man I believe Cashman desired.  The FO will be able to use more analytics and numbers like they’ve been hoping for.  If a fresh face is what the Yankees wanted, though, I personally would have gone with Carlos Beltrán, although he was probably deemed too recently removed.  I feel Beltrán would’ve had a great relationship with the players, especially the young guys, which is vitally what this team needs moving forward.  Plus he would be able to communicate greatly with the international players with him being from outside the United States as well, which is a trait I think goes overlooked sometimes.

Overall, I feel Boone will see success with the organization.  He’s inheriting a hell of a team that has all the potential in the world.  The Yankees will win based on skill alone.  I doubt who is at the helm will really play that big of a factor until the playoffs come, which the team I wholeheartedly believe will see in each of the three years that Boone is so far signed on for.  Do I think he’s better than Girardi though?  No.  Not at all.  But I will be rooting for him to succeed in this league like I would with any other man chosen to lead this new age Yankee team.

Current MLB players I Wish To See In a Revitalized Backyard Baseball

Like many people my age, I spent most of my childhood huddled around my family computer playing Backyard Baseball ‘til my eyes bled.  Swinging for the fences with baseball prodigy Pablo Sanchez, and striking out batter after batter with Tim Hudson using the fireball powerup.  With my busy schedule nowadays, being in college and all, quite often I find myself longing to go back to the days of carelessly clicking away on Backyard Baseball.  But with Backyard Baseball not being published on a true platform since 2010, my dreams have been shattered.  All I can do now is hope and dream.  And that’s exactly what I did.  I present to you my dream list of MLB stars I’d like to see in a revitalized Backyard Baseball.


First let’s start with the hitters…



Mike Trout is basically a given in this case due to his current level of stardom.  Mike Trout is arguably the face of baseball and no Backyard Baseball reboot would be right without the Millville Meteor.  Seeing his five-tool abilities flourish in the sandlot would be quite the spectacle.  A spectacle only matched possibly by the stunning skills of a certain Pablo Sanchez.


Aaron Judge

Rookie Sensation Aaron Judge has torn up this league and every baseball in sight.  Launching bombs to the back walls of the stadium, to the left, to the right, and everywhere in between.  It’d certainly be a sight to see just how far kid Aaron could launch one when placed into someone’s backyard.  And with such a large stature, it’d be interesting to see how he would stack up against the rest of the kids.  A Baby Bomber is a must have when creating a game that turns back the clock.AP BREWERS YANKEES BASEBALL S BBO USA NY


Cody Bellinger

The other rookie star to blast his way into the league would be another player that would be a great fit for this game.  Pairing his power with his love of the game, he’d be quite the thrill to have.  Bellinger brings a flare of fun to the game that puts a smile on all our faces whether it be launching bombs over the fences or cracking jokes about the game.  The Dodger stud would be a perfect fit with the Backyard Baseball gang.dodgers-cody-bellinger-home-run-record-gary-sanchez


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I could easily explain this pick with two words: His Smile.  Who could ever resist that big grin of his?  And now picture that coming from a little version of Lindor.  I would just have to see that big grin looked like on the tiny head of a kid.  And Lindor is another player who gives his all on the field and is also able to take it easy and have fun every once in a while.  He reminds us all that baseball is a game and it meant to be enjoyed.


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Another instance where I could explain myself with two words: Those Eyes.  Everyone knows Kris Bryant has some of the most beautiful eyes in the league (see also, Kevin Kiermaier), so one could only easily imagine how cute little kid Kris would look in a Backyard Baseball game then. MVP and World Series champ Kris Bryant’s bat and glove would be a great addition to any sandlot team.


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Jean Segura has been one of my favorite players over the past couple years.  I’ve loved watching him flourish and come into his own as a player after bouncing from Milwaukee, to Arizona, and now finally to Seattle.  Segura is great hitter and great player, but what makes him stand out and perfect for this game is his ability to have fun.  Whether it be his reactions, or his walk-off celebrations, Segura is always able to put a smile on my face.  And it also helps a bit that he reminds me of a kid at times.


Bryce Harper

Another player, like Mike Trout, that would leave this game incomplete if he were left off the list.  Bryce Harper’s fierce competitiveness and drive to be the best would be a real spectacle to see translated into little league.  Then pair that with his skill, style, and last, but certainly not least, his hair, you’ve got quite the player.  A player who would be awesome to play with out in the backyard.  Having him and Pablo Sanchez go back-to-back would be enough to make me faint.636303015750650205-2017-05-13-bryce-harper2


Buster Posey

Had to throw a catcher in here and Posey is the perfect candidate for this spot.  Posey’s leadership on the diamond is something every little league team needs if they’re looking to succeed against the likes of Kenny Kawaguchi and Achmed Khan.  He’s got a passion for the game that’s hardly matched by anyone and has served as one of the faces of the MLB for the past few years now.  It’d be a crime to leave him out.buster-posey-andy-hayt-getty2


Jose Altuve

Okay…I’ll just get this out of the way now…”He’s the size of a kid!”  Alright done with that.  Now for a bit more of an analysis of this choice, all you really need to know about Altuve to understand why he’s a perfect fit is his fun, upbeat attitude.  He’s always got a smile on his face when he’s out on the field.  Probably because he knows he can outhit and outrun practically anyone out there.  Since we’re dealing with video games here, a great comparison for Jose Altuve would be Monty Mole from Mario Super Sluggers, except with more power.  So one can only imagine how great Altuve would be out there on the field.astros-jose-altuve-stats-season


And Finally the Pitchers…


Corey Kluberkluber

This pick is more of a personal desire than any of the rest simply because I would just have to know what kid Kluber would look like.  Would he ever smile?  Would he be a robot?  Would the developer use a similar algorithm for him and Kawhi Leonard if they were to make a Backyard Basketball game?  Who knows?  Which is why it is driving me crazy that there’s no Backyard Baseball game for him to be.  I want to pitch a perfect game with kid Kluber never smiling.  Is that too much to ask???


Carlos Martinez

Carlos Martinez is another one of my favorite players of the past few years.  He’s got an air about him that is just so entertaining to me.  He’s got skill and a great personality to go with it.  His antics on the field or in the dugout, like his pyramid that he protected with his life, always bring a smile to my face.  And not to mention all the crazy colors he likes to dye his hair. Maybe it could be programmed that Martinez’s hair changes color as the game goes on.  That could be something.  Either way, he would have to be in the game, regardless of what color they make his hair.gettyimages-576527982-0


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I feel like any player with the nickname “Pickles” has to be in this game.  There’s gotta be some law about it somewhere.  Sonny Gray is one of the most consistent pitchers in baseball and always fun to watch.  He may not be as known or dominant as other pitchers in the league, but I feel that Sonny Gray fits the Backyard Baseball vibe perfectly.  Plus he still looks like a kid too. He’d fit right in amongst the best of them.


Marcus Stroman

Marcus Stroman is another player, like Gray, who fits the Backyard Baseball vibe perfectly.  He’s got the skill, the passion, and the style that would translate flawlessly.  With his whole HDMH (Height Doesn’t Measure Heart) campaign, he embodies exactly what Backyard Baseball is about.  It would be a crying shame if Marcus Stroman was left out of the game.  Just look at that hair and that smile and tell me he doesn’t deserve to be characterized.Marcus Stroman


So that’s my list.  And yes, this is what I do when I put off studying.

Bat flips: Friend or Foe?

In recent years, there’s been countless discussions on how to get the younger generations interested in baseball.  The reason that people cite as being the main problem is the speed and duration of the game.  Many believe that baseball is too slow of a game for people to be interested in.  Sports fans these days want nonstop action, which is why they tend to gravitate more towards basketball, hockey, and even football to an extent.  Paired with this belief that baseball is a slow game is a complaint that the game is too boring and rigid.  Baseball players don’t seem to have as much fun and freedom out on the field as players do in other sports.  A large debate within this topic is whether bat flips are hurtful or harmful to the game of baseball.  Many current and former players have taken sides as well as baseball analysts.  With no definitive frontrunner in this growing debate, I am here to answer the question…Bat flips: Friend or Foe?Division Series - Texas Rangers v Toronto Blue Jays - Game Five

A bat flip is the action of flipping ones bat in an exaggerated manner after making contact with the ball, tending to be done after hitting a home run.  This is a celebration that has come about in recent years with the new wave of young players coming into the league.  Since this celebration came about seemingly out of this class as players, the bat flip debate has appeared to be divided into old baseball vs. new.  Older baseball players, both current and retired, seem to take offense to bat flips, while many new players are all for it, feeling that it brings more energy and fun to the game.  The two leaders of the bat flip movement, in my opinion, are Jose Bautista, and Odubel Herrera.  I say this because they have garnered the most attention from their bat flips.  Bautista brought bat flips into the spotlight with his display after hitting that clutch home run against the Texas Rangers back in game 5 of the 2015 ALDS.  Along with that instance, Bautista has bat flipped after a home run on numerous occasions, which has sparked controversy at times, even leading to benches being cleared after some on occasion.ap-odubel-herrera-bat-flip

Odubel Herrera on the other hand, I credit to being a leader of the bat flip movement simply because he partakes in it so often.  Odubel Herrera appears to treasure bat flips and tries to incorporate them into his play in any way he can.  Countless times we have seen Herrera bat flip after hitting a bomb over the fences.  And even on occasions, Herrera has done one on a ball that doesn’t even leave the yard and whether it was intentional or not, he isn’t the only one to do it.  Hanley Ramirez once bat flipped on a ball that was clearly not going out.  In fact, it was a mere looper into right field, so Herrera is not the only one.  And yes, I will admit that it is a bit embarrassing when a player does a bat flip or takes his time running to first, thinking they’ve just hit a bomb and it turns out to hit off the wall, but at the same time, it’s pretty damn entertaining.  Plus it is also the risk they take when they choose to celebrate early.  Just look at Nick Young for example.

So what’s the problem with this?  Well, for starters, pitchers do not take too kindly to a bat flip after a home run.  They see it as the batter showing them up and pitchers don’t like being shown up.  Numerous times we have seen a player get plunked his next at-bat after celebrating a home run in a manner like that.  Now whether that is a right response or not is another argument altogether, so I won’t touch that one (yet).  The main argument, however, against bat flips goes a bit hand in hand with pitcher retaliation.  Pitchers tend to retaliate and bean an opposing player after being shown up in some way.  Whether it’s after a bit of an argument, a player admiring a home run, or in the case of this article, a bat flip.  Pitchers don’t like being shown up, which means they are not a fan of any sort of home run celebration.  Many former pitchers have openly expressed that if a batter were to flip their bat in a way that some players have done, that they would drill the next guy up.  This argument, however, comes off as a bit hypocritical in my opinion.  Batters are not allowed to show their excitement after hitting a home run, but when a pitcher strikes someone out in a big spot they’re allowed to yell and celebrate as they walk off the mound?  It just doesn’t seem fair.  A batter celebrates, and he’s got to worry about being hit the next time around, but a pitcher celebrates and he doesn’t have to worry about a thing.  It just does not seem fair to let a pitcher express his emotions then deny a batter of expressing his own.rob_jkvvtmad_si9tyf9e

The commissioner of baseball, Robert Manfred, always preaches how he wants to make the game more fun and enjoyable for both fans and players, so I feel that it would only be right for him to encourage players to have fun out there.  And for a lot of players, celebrating more is a way to have fun.  Look at soccer and football, for example.  They allow their players to celebrate after scoring and it seems to make the game a lot more fun and interesting.  It’s always great to see the unique and funny celebrations players come up with after scoring a goal or a touchdown.  Fans eat that stuff up.  The amount of funny celebration compilations that are out there is astronomical.  If players were allowed to be more expressive with their celebrations, such as doing a bat flip after a home run, then I am certain that more people would become interested in the game of baseball.

One other grievance people have with over-the-top celebrations like bat flips, is that it is a bad influence on kids playing baseball.  I’m just gonna outright say that that is bull.  Kids should be encouraged to have as much fun as possible.  That’s the whole point of being a kid.  That’s the whole point of playing sports.  You’re supposed to have fun.  I think people have forgotten that over the years and need a good reminder.  Kids play these sports because they want to have fun and hang out with their friends.  So let them have fun.  Let them express themselves out on the field.  I’ve seen so many videos of kids playing little league, or sandlot, or even whiffle ball and having loads of fun in coming up with funny celebrations.  Kids are meant to have fun and baseball is meant to be fun.  Enough with all this intimidation when it comes to players expressing their joy.  Enough with all these restrictions on how a baseball player should act.  Let the players be themselves.

Although I have made my opinion rather clear so far, it is important to look at the other side of it.  Yes, allowing players to celebrate could easily get out of hand, which is why it is probably ideal to have some sort of guidelines or let the umpires make a decision on the spot.  Just like how basketball has technicals, one could have some similar penalty if a player is being too arrogant.  One then argues “But that’s what beanball is for,” and to that I give a simple “No.” Throwing a fastball right at someone is an excessive and dangerous punishment.  Players should not have to fear like that.  A simple fine or other equivalent punishment is enough.  We shouldn’t be risking the well-being of players just because someone rubbed you the wrong way.  It is immature and dangerous.

Now if the MLB were to go in the complete opposite direction and not allow bat flips at all, then I suppose players would just have to find another way to express their excitement.  They could save it for inside the dugout, sure, but if they still wished to express their joy in the heat of the moment, there’s nothing wrong with a smooth bat drop the way Griffey used to.  There was nothing sweeter and smoother than seeing Griffey take that perfect swing, and drop the bat in one fluid motion.  I’m sure players could easily adapt to doing a swift bat drop like Griffey if the league were to not allow excessive celebrations in the form of bat flips.bmbbfg0

So, what’s my conclusion?  I would wholeheartedly say that bat flips are a friend.  Bat flips and other celebrations would be a win win for both the players and the fans.  The players would be able to have more fun with the game and the fans would enjoy the flashiness.  As for what to do about the opposing side of the debate, I suppose this would just have to be something you would need to make clear: Baseball is meant to be fun.  And if they do not like it, then too bad.  The newer generation of players are only going to keep bringing their own flare to the game.

Baseball is changing whether people like it or not.  And I for one, am happy and confident in the direction that the game is taking.

Alternative All-Star Break Events

With the MLB All-Star break upon us, I figured it’d be a good time to share some ideas that I had to make the All-Star break a bit more fun.  The All-star game itself is perfect.  Arguably being the best all-star game across the major sports, with no one really phoning it in or not giving it their all.  Everyone goes out and plays the game.  However, comparing the MLB All-Star break to the NBA’s, the MLB lacks the fun and exciting mini games that the NBA has.  Dunk contest, skills challenge, three-point contest, all these activities make the event more fun and entertaining for all (okay, let’s exclude last year’s).  The MLB does have the Home Run Derby, but that is only one event and fails to include players whose game is not based around power.  So I thought I’d think up some other events that could help include all players and bring more excitement to the event.


Bunting Challenge: Okay this one may sound boring, but stick with me here.  It would be a great way to reward and test players on their skills in situations like this.  Down each line, you have different zones worth different points.  Intervals of 1, 3, and 5, should work.  If they bunt it foul, or miss the zones, they get an out.  Just like in a real game, three outs and your turn is over.  Although bunting may not be the most exciting aspect of the game, I think this event could still be an exciting one.  And since many pitchers are used in sacrifice situations, they would be able to participate in this event.MLB: Minnesota Twins at New York Yankees

Possible Players:

Elvis Andrus

Delino DeShields

Alcides Escobar

Brett Gardner

Ichiro Suzuki

Julio Teheran

Edinson Volquez

Gio Gonzalez


Beat The Shift: The debate over whether the flurry of defensive shifts over the years has helped or hurt baseball is still very prevalent.  In light of this debate, a good potential activity is Beat The Shift.  The goal of the game is to hit it where they’re not.  A defensive shift like the one below would be put on and the goal of the hitter is to hit it (for a base hit) through the hole in the defense.shifts2  Home runs will not count as anything.  There will be actual fielders to make the plays, so there will be a competent team out there on the field trying to stop the hitter.  You could potentially have a defensive point system in place as an incentive for the fielders to try their best.  Perhaps even have the other hitters pick out their own team of fielders and for every stop they get in the outfield, their team gets a point.  This would keep the hitters for just swinging for the warning track.  Depending on how it all goes, I figure giving the hitter 7-10 outs is fair.  

Potential Players:

Brian McCann

Carlos Beltran

Chase Headley

Mike Napoli

Brandon Belt

Curtis Granderson

Matt Wieters

Eric Thames


Robbery: A contest to see who can rob the most home runs would be an exciting spectacle to watch.  Each player gets as many tries as possible, but if they miss, they receive a strike.  Five strikes and you’re done.  This would keep it fast-paced, but still give them room for error.  Robbing home runs is one of the most exciting plays in all of baseball.  Everyone loves to see a player scale the wall and haul it in.  Players who thrive in the defensive aspect of the game could finally have a place during the break where they could show off their skills.  Defense is an important aspect of the game and continues to get lost and forgotten about in an age of baseball that demands the long ball. Mike Trout 

Potential Players:

Mike Trout

Kevin Kiermaier

Adam Jones

Mookie Betts

Bryce Harper

Andrew McCutchen

Billy Hamilton

Christian Yelich


Retired All-Star Game: This one is fairly self-explanatory.  Basically, you take former all-stars, preferably ones that retired recently and can still play, and hold an all-star game for them.  There is an old-timer’s game held every year, but you could potentially hold another one during the All-Star break.  Also this one would be treated like an actual game.  No softball, no lobbing, just real, competitive baseball.  This is why it would be preferable to get recently retired players, that way, they’d still be able to move and throw.  Risk of injury would only increase as the age grows.  Fans would love to watch their old favorites get back out there and play.  It would provide a great nostalgic vibe to the break.New York Yankees v Seattle Mariners

Potential Players:

Literally any of your favorite recent retirees


Pitchers Home Run Derby: Last, but certainly not least, my favorite idea.  In recent years, pitchers have spoken up about wanting to compete in the Home Run Derby, so why not give them what they want?  Fans and players would get an absolute kick out of watching the pitchers swing for the fences.  Also it wouldn’t mess up their swing, which is a concern during the actual Home Run Derby, because these pitcher’s swing is already messed up.  It’s a win-win for everyone!21pitchers-master1050

Potential Players:

Madison Bumgarner

Johnny Cueto

Jake Arrieta

Zack Greinke

C.C. Sabathia

Bartolo Colon

Marcus Stroman

Trevor Bauer (Those Batting Stances??)


Invisible Force Fields: A Legitimate Strategy?

Every team in baseball looks for ways to help give their team an advantage when out on the field.  Any slight advantage could be the difference between a win and a loss.  In past years, pitchers have taken this philosophy to such great lengths that they would conceal pine tar, vaseline, or any other sort of substance to help them get a better grip on the baseball or to get the ball to move more effectively.  Because this method goes against the rules of baseball, however, teams looked to more “legal” approaches.

A big thing that teams do is design a ballpark that helps fit their style of play.  Colorado’s stadium is high up in the air, allowing the ball to fly out of the ballpark easier, so the Rockies play a more power-based game.  The Yankees have that short porch in right field, so they stock their lineup with left-handed hitters who can easily pull that ball down the line into the bleachers.  The Phillies have…an invisible force field?

Sitting in last place in their division and sporting the worst record in the MLB, the Philadelphia Phillies realized that something needed to change.  Despite being in a “rebuilding year”,odubel-herrera_kveivilgy5le129lorfd7fjmo Phillies ownership must have gotten tired of losing so terribly.  Even for a team rebuilding they have played exceptionally poorly.  With a run differential of -98 and a total of 104 home runs given up (7th most in the league), the Phillies needed something to help keep the ball in the ballpark.  A simple solution would be to trade for better pitching, but the Phillies are rebuilding.  There would be no sense in trading away prospects just to get some better pitching for the present day.  They’re planning for the future, not right now.  Another idea would be to move the fences back, but they can’t do that midseason.  So what other choice did the Phillies have but to put in invisible force fields to keep the ball from going out?  It truly is quite the revolutionary and fool-proof plan, the only problem is, it’ll sometimes backfire on you.

During last night’s Cardinals-Phillies game, the force field must have been malfunctioning because the Phillies gave up three home runs to the Cardinals.  Luckily, the Phillies were able to tie the game up at 5 and send it into extras.  But immediately in the tenth, the Cards put across two to give themselves a 7-5 lead going into the bottom of the 10th.  The first batter up for the Phillies in the bottom half of the inning was Andrew Knapp.  With a 3-2 count on him, Knapp hit a long fly ball to right field.  The maintenance workers must have been playing around with the force field generator, trying to get it to work, and accidentally turned it back on because the ball appeared to ricochet off of nothing.  The ball bounced back into play keeping Knapp at first base, preventing the Phillies from coming within one.  Good on the crew for doing their job, but too bad on the timing.  That home run could have been the kickstart the Phil’s offense needed to come back and win.  And that win could have sparked a win streak.  And that win streak could have led to a playoff berth.  And that playoff berth could have led to a playoff run.  And that playoff run could have led to a World Series ring.  How depressing.

So what am I getting at here?  Well that’s a good question Zach.  What I am trying to say is that force field could have cost the Phillies a World Series.  Yes, the intentions of the force field are good, but one must remember that the home team has to deal with it too.  Theoretically, the grounds crew could be instructed to turn it off when the home team is up, but that would be a bit too obvious.   The league would be all over that quicker than Manfred on a game that’s lasted for more than 3 hours.  So I salute the Phillies for their creativity, and hope they can come to a decision as to what they will do with the force field.  As for my opinion on the matter, I say leave it in.  You paid the millions of dollars for the prototype technology, so why spend even more to have it removed?  Just fix the problems with it and you’ll be all set.  No more home runs for anyone.  Hope you guys have learned how to bunt…

I Am The Key to Sean Manaea’s Success

About a week ago, I sat down in front of the T.V. with my dad to watch the New York Yankees take on the Oakland Athletics.  The starting matchup for that game was Masahiro Tanaka for the Yankees, and Sean Manaea for the Oakland Athletics.  Prior to the game beginning, I commented on how every time that I saw Sean Manaea pitched, he would get lit up for seemingly 5+ runs every time, so naturally, I called him trash.  After doing so, Manaea proceeded to throw seven scoreless innings, allowing only four hits, and leading the Athletics to a 4-1 win against the Yankees in New York.  Obviously, I was astounded by the man’s outing, but I immediately wrote it off as a fluke.  “The Yankees must’ve had an off day,” I thought.  Boy was I wrong.

Fast forward to this morning when I woke up to see that Sean Manaea pitched another solid game, this time against the Blue Jays, going six innings with 7 strikeouts, only giving up 4 hits and 2 runs. In fact, since I called Sean Manaea trash, he has gone 3-0 with a 1.35 ERA. 920x1240 It was also at this moment that I realized something; I am the key to Sean Manaea’s success.   Manaea, a career 12-12 starter with an ERA sitting at 3.84 and a WHIP of 1.15, has been nothing special since he arrived to the big leagues.  Prior to the last three games, Manaea was sitting on an ERA of 5.24, but since I called him trash, he has lowered his ERA to a 3.81.   His strikeouts per start have also been consistently higher, never being below 7, showing that he is pitching more effectively, and hitting his spots more accurately in order to get those punch outs.  That can be no coincidence.  There is a direct correlation between my comment and Manaea’s success.  I just wonder how my words could have gone such a long way.

Perhaps Manaea and the Athletics have set up microphones in every household in America in order to fully grasp what the public opinion is of Manaea and upon hearing that some college student from Upstate New York called him trash, Manaea was motivated to pitch better and prove him wrong.  And prove him wrong he has.  Sadly, however, this seems unlikely, due to the cost alone.  Upon a quick search on Amazon, the cheapest microphone I could find was around $7.  Clearly this would be the model the Athletics would go with due to Billy Beane’s famous1337256000000-cached_16 “Moneyball” policy, which is just code for spend as little as possible.  Now to make it easy, let’s assume that Billy Bean puts in 3 microphones per household in America.  That would mean spending $21 per household, excluding tax.  There are roughly 125,820,000 households in America, so you multiply $21 by 125,820,000 and you get a grand total of $2,642,220,000.  I’m no financial expert, but I would have to say that the Oakland Athletics don’t have that kind of money lying around.  Also with that kind of money, the A’s would be able to pay the Los Angeles Dodger’s entire roster nearly 11 times over, so I doubt they’d put that money into spying on every American household when they could instead just get better talent.  But if it wasn’t the work of surveillance, then what was it?

Since I am a firm believer that there is no such thing as a coincidence, there has to be some sort of explanation as to how I was able to influence Mr. Manaea into performing at such an amazing level.   Clearly Oakland would not be able to afford the surveillance equipment needed to spy on every household, thus ruling out that theory.  And I was not at the stadium that day (I have my dad as my witness) so Manaea wasn’t able to hear my comment first hand, either.  So what happened?  Well here is my theory: When I called Sean Manaea trash, the front door opened and in walked my mom.  The sound waves of me calling Manaea trash must have gotten out the door, floated through the air until it got caught in a gust of wind, forcing my comment all the way to Yankee Stadium, where it was able to bounce off of countless fans before it was flung onto the field and picked up by Sean Manaea, who was standing on the mound, awaiting to make his first pitch.  Of course at this point, due to the distance they traveled, my words were merely a murmur, but they were still loud enough for Manaea to hear them and become enraged, motivating him to give it his all to prove whoever would dare say such a thing about him.  I feel as though this is the only explanation and it can be proved oh so easily with science.  I could go into more detail about it, but I wouldn’t want to bore anyone with the details.  If you wish to understand it yourself, simply do a quick google search.  It’s all pretty basic.  seanmanaea1280_saaqsufp_khqvscvz

So there you have it.  I am the reason Sean Manaea has been pitching so well as of late.  It’s all me baby.  You’re welcome Oakland.  You got yourself an ace.  May you ride him all the way to second place.  I know it sounds great, and believe me it really isn’t.  Still puts you a mere 15 games away from being in first.  But at least you can tell your kids your team finished second to the 2017 World Series champion Houston Astros.  So you’re welcome.

Weighing the Parity of the MLB vs. NBA

dm_170501_mlb_fantasy_miguel_sano_twins_3bWith the baseball season roughly a third of the way through, it’s a good time to stop and appreciate how beautifully unpredictable the sport of baseball is.  So many teams are performing better than expected, and worse than expected.  The Twins and Brewers are in first, while the Royals and Pirates lie in last.  Aaron Hicks and Ryan Zimmerman are having great years, while Rougned Odor and Andrew McCutchen struggle to get going.  The league year in and year out features surprise performances (and disappointments) that keep the league entertaining and filled with uncertainty.  Uncertainty that makes it nearly impossible to anticipate who the World Series champion will be.

The NBA, meanwhile, is about to enter the third straight final featuring the Cavaliers and Warriors.  The last seven finals have featured a LeBron James team and have seen only four different winners.  Four different winners doesn’t seem too bad, but when it becomes so easy to predict who is going to be in the finals, it makes the entire season feel boring and pointless.  Take this year for example, since preseason, everyone knew it was going to be Warriors vs. Cavaliers.Cleveland Cavaliers v Atlanta Hawks - Game One  Hardly anyone predicted otherwise.  Now I love a good LePerformance from LeKing in Lefinals as much as the next guy, but I do miss the mystery of it all like you get with baseball.  I felt like it wasn’t even necessary to watch any of the playoffs (still did) because I knew what the outcomes were going to be.  The only real interesting series was the Boston vs. Washington one.  I know it’s not possible, but if every series was like that one, then I would find the playoffs to be much more fulfilling.  It just sucks for the great players out there whose ceiling is losing either to LeBron or Curry.  So many great players miss out on a chance at a ring because of these two great talents and their phenomenal teams.  Yet so many people argue that a player isn’t elite if they don’t have any rings, like the way Shaq does towards Barkley.  But Barkley had to go up against some insane teams like the Pistons and the Bulls, so can you really blame him for not having any?  

Basketball is filled with dynasties and when one dies another one just rises in it’s place.   And with the way things are shaping up in recent years, it doesn’t seem like anything is going to really change.  The Warriors and Cavaliers just keep building their rosters with no other team really looking to stand in their ways.  Even if a team was able to put together a roster to take down the Warriors or Cavs, they would just take the place of the giant they conquered.  There seems to be no stopping dynasties and while I don’t mind seeing great teams, I wish there was a bit more competition against them.

Baseball, on the other hand, has been a bit more balanced.  Yes, we’ve seen the Giants win three in the past six years, but they had even year voodoo working with them that wasn’t broken until last year (Thanks Cubs).  And yes, the Yankees have won 27 in their mlb_a_yankeeswin2_576history, but they’ve been around for over a hundred years, and in recent years, the playing field has been very equal, seeing them win only two since 2000.  Different teams have made appearances in the playoffs and the World Series.  MLB playoffs in the recent years have proved to be a lot more exciting and unpredictable than the NBA’s.  Every team is beatable.  There are no juggernauts going into the playoffs that everyone knows is going to go all the way.  And like we saw with the Kansas City Royals in 2014, underdog teams are capable of making runs all the way to the championship.  But does baseball actually have more parity than the NBA?mlb_g_royals-celebration01jr_668x376

First, let’s look at the playoff lineups since the 2010.  The NBA has featured 28 different teams (Sorry Sacramento and Minnesota) and the MLB has featured 25.  But the MLB hasn’t had their 2017 playoffs yet, while the NBA has.  Also, the NBA has 16 teams make the playoffs each year, while the MLB has 10.  The NBA finals has featured eight different teams with six different champions, while the World Series has featured nine different teams with five different champions.  From the looks of these stats, it appears that they’re relatively even.  So why is this a discussion?

It is a discussion because I do not believe that the stats tell the entire story.  I’ve never been a big fan of statistics.  I do look at them and take them into account, but I do not dive as deeply into them as others.  I believe there are certain aspects of life and sports that stats cannot explain.  When it comes to the MLB and NBA playoffs, it simply feels like there is more competition in the MLB playoffs.  There is more uncertainty due to the nature of baseball.  There is room for more upsets because the game always comes down to a one on one situation; the pitcher vs. the batter.  If one makes a mistake, the other can prevail.  There’s nine players out there as opposed to five in basketball.  Due to this, one player in basketball is able to have a larger effect on the game, like LeBron James, who has proven that time and time again.  In baseball, one player can only affect the game so much.  A baseball team needs to be all-around solid in order to see success, while in many cases, an NBA team can ride on one or two great players.  The NBA and MLB are different breeds, so maybe it is only logical that baseball seems to have more parity than basketball.  

Overall I think the NBA has a relatively decent amount of parity, but it just appears to not.  Perhaps basketball is simply more predictable than baseball because in most situations, the best team will win unlike in baseball, which sees a larger number of upsets.  Is this a bad thing?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  I personally enjoy unpredictability in sports, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t enjoying this LeDynasty.  I suppose basketball is setup to have dynasties, it appears to be only natural.  I am worried, however, on the future of the game.  In the past, NBA dynasties were birthed, while these days the NBA appears to be headed in a direction where dynasties are created.25warriors-web-master768  The Warriors and Cavaliers are fortifying their teams and are going to hold this league hostage for years.  It would be nice to enter a season for once without knowing who is going to be in the finals, but I suppose that is not going to happen for a few years at least.  At least basketball dynasties aren’t as bad as they are in football (Looking at you Tom Brady) but I do wish basketball was more like baseball and had more mystery and uncertainty, but I am not sure what it would take to stop the formation of super teams.  Would eliminating the salary cap do it?  Or would that only make matters worse?  Who knows.  And who knows if any change will come, but for now I’ll just enjoy the LeDynasty and the Warriors battle it out in the coming week.

Yankee Ticket Troubles

enhancements-1_990x624_home-platecThis past week, the New York Yankees, despite being a first place team with great success so far this year, announced that they were having trouble selling tickets this year.  They claimed that they were unsure as to why exactly this was, but alluded to it being due to a lack of interest from the younger generations.  The Yankees wish to find a way to reach that market and appeal to them. In what seemed to be an attempt to do so, they introduced the “Judge’s Chambers” a place where a small group of fans are selected to sit in the designated area named after rookie outfielder, Aaron Judge.  This was supposed to be fun little thing to help get the young fans more interested in the game.  As a young whippersnapper myself, I know exactly what the reasoning is for the lack of interest in Yankee games, not only for the younger generation, but fans of all ages, and it’s not the lack of fun gimmicks like the Judge’s Chambers.  Instead, the answer is much simpler than that:  Make the game cheaper.

The Yankees have always been known as a very prestigious and high-end organization, but as of late, it has become absolutely insane.  The Yankees are pricing out their fans and making it nearly impossible for the everyday fans to go to the games.  The game is now only affordable for those who wish to make an event out of it and not simply go to watch the team play.  Going to Yankee Stadium is almost a status symbol to show how rich you are at this point.  Me, being the poor college student I am, watch my games from my little laptop screen and when they show the fans in the front rows, I hardly see any of them paying attention.  They’re usually on their phones not even paying attention to what’s going on.  They’re there for show, rather than the Yankees.  Those are not the people you want in the front rows.  You want your passionate fans up there who are actually going to enjoy the game in front of them.  But at Yankee Stadium, that’s not going to happen.  

Now tickets like that in the front rows are expensive no matter what ballpark you go to, but it is exponentially higher in Yankee Stadium.  Now I know that Yankee Stadium does offer cheaper tickets for those who cannot afford the floor seats, but those tickets still start at around $20, depending on who’s in town, and even then it still puts you in the upper decks in the way back.  To compare that to other stadiums, I remember my dad, brother, and I went to Cleveland to see two games a few summers ago and we got three tickets for about $30 each and that put us only 13 rows away from the field.  If you want fans to go to games, make tickets that affordable and maybe they’ll show up.  

Sadly, however, it is not just the ticket prices that are the problem, it is everything about the trip that is expensive as well.  Even if you do purchase a (relatively) cheap ticket at Yankee stadium, your bill could start at upwards of $50 before you even step through the gates.  Parking for Yankee Stadium is an absolute killer, sometimes being up in the $40 range.  poughkeepsie_train_stationNow if you’re like me, a college student at New Paltz, there’s no way in hell you’re driving into the city, so you just drive over to the train station in Poughkeepsie and take the train into New York and avoid the parking fees.  But that train round trip is just about equivalent to the parking fees, so there’s really no difference in pricing there.

So you finally get inside, you’re having a good time, but at some point you’re gonna have to eat.  It’s just tradition.  If you don’t get a beer and a hot dog when you’re at the stadium then what the hell are you doing?  You don’t belong there.  So you get in line, get your food and drink, and all you bought was a beer and a hot dog, yet you’re looking at a bill over $20.  That’s just absolute robbery.  I can go to my local pizza place and buy a pitcher of beer for $4.  There’s no reason to make your prices that outlandish.  I’m sure you make enough money as it is.54f93018536f8_-_yankees-nathans-hot-dog-6sfqac-xl

These next grievances are a bit off topic due to the fact that they have nothing to do with money, but they still have to do with getting people interested in going to the games.  I just wanted to address it while I’m on the subject because I don’t know when else I would be able to.  Yankee Stadium has the reputation of being sticklers when it comes to rules and such.  When at Yankee Stadium, it is nearly impossible to stop and stand anywhere.  Even if you stop for a few moments, a security guard is bound to come up to you and tell you to keep moving. It’s a good policy for keeping foot traffic moving, but it takes away the ability to stop and take in the stadium.  Sometimes I just want to enjoy a view of the stadium from a location different from my seat, but that is just simply impossible at Yankee Stadium.  At other stadiums there is plenty of room to stop and look on, but not at Yankee Stadium.  

Another rule they have at Yankee Stadium is they do not allow people to move down.  I understand this if people are taking people’s seats, but for the most part, they’re not.  And if they are, the people whose seats they are simply show them their tickets, and the people will move.  Problem solved.  I do not understand letting people enjoy seats that aren’t being used.  Not only will it please the fans, but it will also make the stadium appear fuller, thus influencing people to come out to more games, seeing it as a hot commodity, and will also bring more advertisers in because they notice that more people will be able to see their ads.  No one loses by letting people move up.  Even if they still don’t want people to move up right away due to monetary reasons, they could at least allow it after say the 5th inning or so, that way people don’t take advantage of seats that they did not pay for.

Everything that has to do with going to a Yankee game is expensive.  There is simply no way to avoid the high prices of the game, making it very difficult for your everyday fan to go to a game.  The only aspect of the game that I give them a pass for is the price of souvenirs because those prices are fairly consistent throughout all Major League stadiums.  When you pair the pricey, well, everything, of Yankee Stadium with the strict rules, the entire event seems unappealing to your everyday fans.  Turning off your everyday fans from going to the games is the biggest mistake you could make when it comes to business.  Everyday fans are the heart and soul of your business, you cannot upset them.  Sadly the Yankees have appeared to do this with their expensive tickets and such.  This has led those fans, like myself, to look to other stadiums to attend games at, or simply not go at all.  If the Yankees are to get the fans back into the stands, they need to make it more affordable for them.prog_top

Who To Root For? 2016 MLB Postseason Edition

With the AL and NL Wildcard games over, the rest of the playoffs are now a little more solid and straightforward.  The AL and NL divisional series are upon us and if your team, like mine, is not in the playoffs, it can be tough to find a team to root for.  So for those struggling to find a reason to root for someone, I’m here to help. With my flawless, absolutely, completely unbiased explanations of who you should root for and why, you’ll be certain to find that special bandwagon.  You’ll find the one that fits you right and then ride that baby straight to the World Series!  So let’s get started.




Why should you root for the Boston Red Sox?

Oh, so I see you like seeing the same teams win the world series year in and year out?  You must also really like the Giants and Cardinals too, eh?  I bet you also hate the Yankees because all they do is “win.”  Well, then the Red Sox are a perfect team for you!  They’ve only won it three times since 2004, and it’s been three years since their last one, that’s practically an eternity.  The same five teams should win it every year and that’s why Boston must win the World Series!  Screw the Cubs, they’ve waited over a hundred years for one, they can wait a hundred more.  Cleveland? Pff, they already got a championship this year, they don’t need another.  Boston needs them all,  or at least share them with the Giants and Cardinals, they need more championships too.  Every other year for the Giants just isn’t enough.  And don’t get me started as to how good of a role model David Ortiz.  So nice, calm and genuine.  He would NEVER do anything bad like roids like that damn A-Rod.  What’s that? He’s failed multiple drug tests in his career?  Doesn’t matter, those tests were probably faulty anyways.  A guy like him would never do something like that, he’s too kind.  What’s that? He once bashed the phone in the visitor’s dugout after he got out?  There was probably just a bee on the door and he knew one of his teammates was allergic.  What a guy!  I want to root for a team with his as their leader!Tlumacki_soxvsroyals432.jpg


Why should you root for the Cleveland Indians?

If Cleveland wins the World Series the same year as the NBA championship, then the city would completely go berserk.  Every Cleveland fan, all three of them, will have such a nice get together the police may even have to be called to calm them down.  If they win, you won’t even need to hear about Cleveland for at least another sixty years.  They’d be overly satisfied and will just go back to their homes and sit in their houses until it’s been another sixty years since they’ve won.  Then, they’ll crawl back out, make a 30 for 30 film again, repeat the events of 2016, rinse, and repeat.  That sound like a pretty fair deal to me.  Plus, who doesn’t love Francisco Lindor’s infectious smile?  And why not root for debatably the underdog with the best record I’ve ever seen? I mean come on, who doesn’t love a 1st place underdog?  Everyone loves a good oxymoron.Lindor-Mark-Cunningham-Getty-Images.jpg


Why should you root for the Texas Rangers?

Do you have an irrational hatred of Canada, and birds that are blue? Do you love crazy left hooks and guns?  Then the Texas Rangers are the team for you!  Most fans are rooting more for an all-out brawl with Toronto, rather than a win.  If you agree with this belief then surely you must root for the Rangers.  Actually, I think this may go without saying that most Americans will be rooting for a fight to break out between the Rangers and Blue Jays, so I guess in a way, we’re all rooting for the Rangers in this fine divisional series.  i.jpeg


Why should you root for the Toronto Blue Jays?

Do you have an irrational hatred of America, and the Texas Police/Military? Do you love crazy left hooks and hockey?  Then the Toronto Blue Jays are the team for you!  Most fans are rooting more for an all-out brawl with Texas, rather than a win.  If you agree with this belief then surely you must root for the Blue Jays.  Actually, I think this may go without saying that most Americans will be rooting for a fight to break out between the Rangers and Blue Jays, so I guess in a way, we’re all rooting for the Blue Jays in this fine divisional series.  jose-bautista-bat-flip.jpg




Why should you root for the Chicago Cubs?

Are you tired of the same teams winning year in and year out, while your team is left in the dust?  You must either be a Rays or a Twins fan, meaning hopping on the Cubs bandwagon is right for you!  They’re like your team, only good!  If you’re also tired of hearing Cubs fans say “Oh, we never win.” “Oh, it’s been over a hundred years.” “Oh, my grandma was born and died before they ever won again,” Then rooting for the Cubs is the right move for you as well!  If they win, you won’t have to suffer through those dreaded conversations about the woes of being a Cubs fan.  We may end up with having to suffer through a few years of bragging Cubs fans, but that’s all worth it for an end to the constant complaining.  And if none of this satisfies you either, then you can at least root for those beautiful eyes that Kris Bryant possesses.  Man, I could get lost in those babies for hours…. kris.jpg


Why should you root for the Los Angeles Dodgers?

Do you love being the largest market, living in warm weather, and still being a disappointment?  Do you love having the best pitcher in baseball, but the inability to bring him to the World Series?  Or the joy of constantly losing to a bunch of conspiracy theorists? *Cough* Giants *Cough* Then the Dodgers bandwagon is the perfect place for you.  So much history, yet so much disappointment as of late.  Such a wonderful, beautiful combination.  I know I sure would want to be a part of that.  Plus they have had everyone’s dream grandpa as their announcer for the past 67 years.  They’ve got it all, they are truly blessed.  They’ll still blow it, though, don’t you worry.  I mean come on, their ceiling is losing to the Cubs in the championship series, so if you are fond of low expectations, then come join the Dodgers!Clayton-Kershaw.jpg


Why should you root for the San Francisco Giants?

Do you enjoy conspiracy theories and the illuminati?  Do you require your TV to be set at an even number volume?  Then the San Francisco Giants are the team for you!  This team lives and breathes conspiracy theories!  How else could you explain them winning the World Series the past three even years in 2014, 2012, and 2010?  And then this year they proved this wild, even number theory by pulling a playoff appearance out of their ass.  They completely fell off the face of the Earth, but they then used their voodoo powers on the Cardinals and Giants, causing them to self-destruct just at the right time, paving the way for themselves to just stride right into the playoffs.  If this just doesn’t warm your heart and make you wonder which Shaman they went to for this unworldly feat, then I guess this just isn’t your team.  But if this is exactly what you were thinking, then welcome to the San Francisco bandwagon, next stop, another even year championship.  I honestly don’t even know why any of the other teams are bothering this year, when the prophecies clearly state that the Giants are going to win.  Pfff, suckers…wasting their time.060915-MLB-SF-Giants-Hunter-Pence-looks-on-during-batting-practice-MM-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.1.jpg

Why should you root for the Washington Nationals?

Do you love our nation’s capital?  With all those cute little monuments, especially the one that looks nothing like George Washington, but is supposedly the “Washington” Monument?  What about constantly knowing in the back of you mind that your star player is going to leave your team for the New York Yankees and get the largest contract ever?  If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the Washington Nationals are right for you! A team so good, yet so forgetful that I even forgot to mention them in this article!  How great is that?  You can clearly tell who I WON’T be rooting for, am I right?? The Nationals got all that it takes to make it to the World Series; power, pitching, speed, defense and so much more!  They even got a a garden gnome/caveman/Jesus in the outfield.  If that doesn’t reel you in then what will?635790386449508984-usatsi-8810303

Hope this helped clear up any confusion you may have had.  May the best team win!